Tie a bit of organza together with an orange feather boa to create… well, erm, to create what exactly? Sorry late-nineties Livingetc, but this is teetering on the brink of being as bad as the ‘boudoir’ that Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen did on Changing Rooms.

Break the rules: Colour co-ordination’s a no-no. Create a riot of shades and patterns. Sheer indulgence: Hang two lengths of fabric and tie back with a boa. Blitz bedside tables: Put up a shelf and trim with beaded ribbon.